6/24/2006

Santorum Finds Jimmy Hoffa in Atlantis!
Santorum Finds LOST TRIBE OF ISRAEL!

Take a hike, Indiana Jones, the search for the Holy Grail is over!
TRICKY RICKY SANTORUM HAS FOUND IT.

What about Big Foot?
THERE'S ONE "LURKING" AROUND HIS "HOUSE" IN PENN HILLS!


Do you have any boys that are lost?
TRICKY RICKY CAN FIND THEM WITHOUT PETER PAN'S HELP!

And those socks of yours that keep getting "eaten" by the dryer?
TRICKY RICKY KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE!!!


THE -
AMAZING TRICKY RICKY SANTORUM!

Finding WMD is no big deal because he can find anything.*



VOTE for -
Senator Tricky Ricky Santorum

PAID for by:
The Wicked Witch of Washington

The Firm of Scrooge & Marley
The Grinch W.S.C.
Simon Legree, Esq.
S. E. I. U.
(Stupid Elves In Uniontown)


*Except a way to win.


Photo credit: http://rushlimbaughtomy.blogspot.com/2003_07_06_rushlimbaughtomy_archive.html

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6/22/2006

For his next T-Rick: WMDs!
Now you see them, now you...

DAMN, we're getting tired of this trick! We knew he could make charity money disappear, but now...

Apparently T-Ricky Santorum announced he had found WMDs!

But then, as shown at Think Progress (with a great piece of video), it turned out to be some old gas that was inoperable (kind of like his campaign).

Now you see them, now you don't!

The t-rick worked, but should he really be performing t-ricks that make him look so stupid? Then again, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK T-RICKY!

And the advice he is getting from his Magic Mirror hasn't been too good lately either....

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the
sickest, slickest, t-rickiest
senator of all???





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6/15/2006

Just in time for Summer Fun!
Santorum SONGBOOK Volume One

OK kids, school's out and soon you'll be heading away to summer camp! While you're sitting around the carmpfire youl'll need some songs to sing.

So here are a few ditties from the NEW -


Tricky Ricky Santorum
SONGBOOK Vol. 1
Words and Lyrics by corporatemedia unless otherwise noted.


HOME, HOME IN PA
(to “Home on the Range” - Traditional)
( chrous only - the "Home home on the..." part.)

Home, home in P A
Where the Eagles and STEELERS do play,
We love our football
And say “Howdy y’all”
To Santorum in Leesburg V A

Tricky Ricky is gone
To his home in V A, he’s withdrawn
Yes he’s not in Penn Hills
But he sends them his bills
From his big house with neatly trimmed lawn

Tricky Ricky got caught
This is something that won’t be forgot
He’s a big lying sack
So we’ll send him on back
To that house in Virginia he bought.

Home, home in P A
Where we the voters will stay
And in the end
The voters will send
Santorum to Leesburg V A



THEY'RE CLONIES
(THEME TO THE TRICKY RICK SHOW)
(to the (no-need-to download) music of "They're Cousins- Theme to The Patty Duke Show" by Hugh Cares)


Meet TRICKY, who's been most everywhere,
from Virginia to Station Square.
But RICKY's only seen the sights
A boy can see on Penn Hill nights --What a crazy pair!
But they're clonies, identical clonies all the way.
One pair of matching bookends, different as night and day.

While RICKY doesn't have a doggy pet,
or K street friends with corporate jets,
Our TRICKY loves to get the dole,
talk of Penn Hills makes him lose control -- what a wild duet!
Still, they're clonies, identical clonies and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike, they seldom ever talk alike!
You can lose your mind, when TRICKY is TWO of a kind!

(From our post Send in the CLONES! Are there TWO T-Rickys??)


THAT OLD JACK MAGIC by "Johnny Merciless"
(to the music of "That Old Black Magic" by Johnny Mercer)

That old Jack Magic had them in its spell,
That old Jack Magic that they weave so well.
Their tribal money and the corruption,
That same old witch craft that T-Rick has done.
It's time for pay back, Bush is yet to come,
But the worst is called Santorum.

Abracadabramoff!
Always makes me cough.
Disgusting Republicans are scum




BONUS!

Kids, if you can get Tricky Ricky to come to your campfire, you can have him sing these verses! If not, you probably won't ever use them because NOBODY will want to sing the part of Tricky Ricky!


HOME, HOME IN PA - the unsung verses
(the verse - the part that goes "Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam....")

"Oh give me a home with an insider loan
and a nice view of Leesburg VA
Where I'm far away but I still make them pay.
Screw the people of Penn Hills PA."

"Oh I've fooled them once and I've fooled them twice.
The third time is always a charm.
I say I live there, but I really live here
on my land that's as big as a farm."

"Oh they paid my school bill, yes I sure got my fill
and I fooled them on the Homestead tax.
They sure are so dum, hope they never do come
to Virginia so I can relax"

"Oh money from PACs and from Homestead tax
and money with no time to count.
It's all good for me, 'cause there'll never be
a dog they could find I would mount."

"Oh I'm willing to lie and I'll not tell you why
but will tell you of things yet to come.
You'll call me a bum and you'll say the word scum
means the same thing as Rick Santorum"

"Oh I drank from the trough, same as Jack Abramoff
but the people have finally caught on
There will soon come a day that's not far away
when my days in the Senate are done."


Hope you all have a great summer and be sure put out that campfire!
And remember, kids -
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT SIX MORE YEARS OF T-RICKY!



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6/14/2006

Tricky Ricky Santorum Starring in
Night-miracle On Grant Street

We have exclusive information that the reason Trick Ricky Santorum got so upset about the Itty Bitty Pittsburgh Postcard "Prank" is that last month, following the Post-Gazette editorial, he had a dream, well, nightmare is more like it. Somehow he found himself on Grant Street in Pittsburgh (where our courthouse is located) living out a scene reminiscent of -
"Miracle on 34th Street" .

It scared the bejeebers out of him!


Night-miracle on Grant Street

Fred Gailey: "Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to" Tricky Ricky. "The Post Office has delivered them" to Virginia. "Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man," Tricky Ricky, "to be" living in Virginia.

Judge Henry X. Harper: "Uh, since the United States Government declares this man", Tricky Ricky, "to be" NOT living in Pennsylvania, "this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed."

(Note: Bold text from "Miracle on 34th Street")


So now, and until at least November, Tricky Ricky will have his mail delivered to Penn Hills while continuing to lie about his real place of primary residency - Virginia.

So far Tricky Ricky's "proof" of residency is a scenic Pittsburgh postcard from Democracy for Pittsburgh, and , well...

ROFL



Tricky Ricky / Santorum / Cybergate / Residency / Pittsburgh / Pennsylvania / PA

6/12/2006

DENIAL is definitely NOT a river in Pittsburgh!

We always believed Pittsburgh to be the city of "Three Rivers", the Allegheny, Monongahela, and Ohio, but if the Santorum campaign has its way we'll have to redraw the maps to allow for a FOURTH river in Pittsburgh -

DENIAL River

"The Santorums live in that house. It is their home. They receive mail there all the time." - Virginia Davis 6/12/06
http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/local/14796509.htm

ALL the time ? Not according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette -

"Before every election, the Post-Gazette routinely sends letters to the candidates seeking material for the Voters Guide. Back in March, as part of that process for the primary, the newspaper sent a letter to Rick Santorum at his home address, at least the one that he claims. Back from Penn Hills came the letter with a sticker from the U.S. Postal Service checked as 'ot Deliverable As Addressed -- Unable To Forward.'" 5/26/06

And does anyone still believe he actually lives there ???

From the same Pgh. P-G editorial-

"-- let us repeat one last time -- ... he doesn't live here anymore." - 5/26/06
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06146/693291-192.stm


Any day now we expect the Santorum campaign to announce the real reason Three Rivers Stadium was torn down -

THEY HAD THE DAMN NAME WRONG!

All you need to know about T-Ricky's residency is in our recent post -

A Four Thousand Word Post!
Re: Tricky Ricky Santorum Residency

Don't worry it's a quick read.

For BACKGROUND on the infamous Pittsburgh Postcard "Prank", read
"Santorum Campaign Freaks Out Over One Itty Bitty Post Card!"

at -
2 Political Junkies

and take the POLL at

Daily Kos


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6/10/2006

Cool T-RICKS: Presto Chango AND
Now You See It, Now You Don't!

Seems that Will over at AttyTood is reporting on some neat T-Ricks that Tricky Ricky Santorum has performed while going from paper to audio with his book - "It takes a Coward....or whatever"

Presto Chango, our "weird" public schools are now only "strange."

And the section of the book that deals with the Penn Hills cyber school issue has completely DISAPPEARED!

We're guessing there's still some power left in the magic word Abracadabramoff - at least enough power for a lame t-rick attempting to change his record.

As a public service, we posted the original text from his book last July with a translation of what really happened -

IT TAKES A MAN - to tell the truth!

We also wondered if the original working title was "It Takes an Idiot", but now we wonder if the new title for the audio version should be "I Think the Voters are Idiots."

Tricky Ricky / Santorum / Residency / Pittsburgh / Pennsylvania / PA