1/20/2006

Holy ABRACADABRAMOFF!
Is T-Ricky an ILLUSIONIST?

Like a truly great illusionist, T-Ricky transformed himself from a mere "Captain of Corruption" into the mighty "Defender of Ethics"

All T-Ricky had to do was speak the magical word:

ABRACADABRAMOFF!

(pronounced: abracadabra-moff)

Now that we know his secret, we may have the answer to some of our questions -

Is this how he is able to create the illusion of living in PA while actually living in VA?
Is this is how he made the Homestead Tax Form disappear?
Is this why Pennsylvania only has the illusion of having two senators?
But it creates a new question -
Is T-Ricky a disciple of Harry Potter or David Copperfield?

1/18/2006

And for his next Trick:
ABRACAD-ABRAMOFF!!!

Santorum reaps money from lobbyists
Friday, January 13, 2006
By Maeve Reston, Post-Gazette National Bureau
WAYNE, Pa. -- Sen. Rick Santorum, who has been tapped by fellow Senate Republican leaders to draft legislation tightening restrictions on lobbyists, has received more money from lobbyists than any other congressional candidate so far in the 2006 election cycle.
more...
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06013/637267.stm



So here's the setup:
T-Ricky claims to be a Senator from PA while actually living in Virginia.
He receives (at least some of) his dirty campagin money from Virginia.
He has received more money from lobbyists than ANYBODY ELSE IN CONGRESS.
And here's the TRICK!

T-Ricky utters the magic word:
ABRACAD-ABRAMOFF!
and h
e is tranformed from a mere "Captain of Corruption" into the

Mighty DEFFENDER OF ETHICS!

(Hey, at least we now know his secret word.)

But seriously folks -

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???

ARE THEY GOING TO STATION T-RICKY OUTSIDE OF CONGRESS AND HAVE HIM STOP THE LOBBYISTS AT THE DOOR???
HE COULD.

HE KNOWS THEM ALL!!!


Why don't they just go all the way? Go ahead. Create the Ministry of Truth and put T-Ricky in charge.

It would make about as much sense.

T-Ricky can't even be honest about where he lives and he is now the Republican in charge of Lobbying Ethics !!!

GOP = George Orwell Politics