11/07/2006

The time draws near, the hours left few. SANTORUM SONGBOOK Volume Two

Pittsburgh, PA -

Here it is, the follow up to our monster hit, Santorum Songbook Volume One:

SANTORUM SONGBOOK VOLUME TWO
(the Victory Songs)

just in time for Election Night Celebrations!



GOODBYE RICKY
(To the music of Hello Dolly by Jerry Herman)

We say goodbye Ricky
You've been so Tricky
It's so nice to send you back where you belong
You look like hell Tricky.
We can tell Ricky
You're still lyin', you're still cryin', you're sitll whinin' on
You feel the room swayin
'Cause your dream's fadin'
The one where you become the president
SO !
No more crap, fellas
Doesn't need a VA map, fellas
Tricky will never come our way again.


GO HOME TO LEESBURG VA
(To the music of Bring Back My Bonnie - Traditional)

Verse -
Oh Ricky is so very Tricky
He said that he lives in PA
He never did think that a school bill
Could send him to Leesburg VA

Chorus -
Go home, go home, go home to Leesburg VA, TODAY!
Go home, go home, go home to Leesburg VA

Additional verses -
In Penn Hills he claimed he's a neighbor
But no one did ever see him
So Erin Vecchio said "No Rick
You can't steal from our citizens!"

His house in Penn HIlls is a small one,
His home in Leesburg is so big
From Cyber to Homestead to K-street
He acted like a little pig.

T-Ricky is often called Tricky
He's sometimes just called Little Rick
But one thing we all know for certain,
He's mostly just called a P-Rick


GO HOME SANTORUM
(To the music of Beer Barrel Polka by Jaromir Vejvoda)

Go home Santorum
It's time to go to VA
Go home Santorum
Leave us alone in PA
Go home Santorum
It's time to say your bye-bye
The voters finally kicked your butt out
Cause all you ever did was lie

Down, down to Leesburg
Get in your car and drive quick
Down, down to Leesburg
We grew so tired of your tricks
Down down to Leesburg
You tried to pull down the wool
You thought that you could steal the money
From Homestead and Penn Hills schools

Who caught him stealing?
She lives in Penn HIlls PA
Who caught him stealing?
She is our hero today
Who caught him stealing?
To her so much we do owe
Erin is her lovely first name
And her last name's Vecchio


TRICKY RICK HAS GONE AWAY
(To the music of Happy Days are Here Again by Ager & Yellen) )

Tricky Rick has gone away
We sent him back to his VA
And he'll not come back to our PA
Happy days are here today

He stole from us we know it's true
He took the loot from Penn Hills
schools
Now he is the one who is a fool
Pennsylvania has gone blue

Happy days are here once more
We got rid of that K Street whore
In two thousand eight we'll get some more
Happy days are here for sure

Happy days are here again
The skies are full of cheer again
And we'll have a drink of beer again
Happy days are here again



SOMEWHERE WAY DOWN IN LEESBURG
(To the music of Over the Rainbow by Harold Arlen)

Somewhee way down in Leesburg
Full of lies
You're a coward and I know that
Now it's your time to cry.

Somewhere way down in Leesburg
Your state will turn blue
And the dreams that you dared to dream
Never will come true.

You wanted to be president
But that is something never meant to happen
You thought that you could fool us all
But now you've taken such a fall,
That In your pants you're crappin'

Somewhere way down in Leesburg
Tricky lies
Ricky cries down in Leesburg
Thank god that he ain't I.

As Tricky Little Ricky cries
in Leesburg V A
Thank god he ain't I

Be sure to print out this this Songbook as well as Volume One for your election night parties! But before then, every hour of every day remaining -



WORK FOR VICTORY !

Tricky Ricky / Santorum / Residence / Residency / Pittsburgh / Pennsylvania / PA