10/18/2006

T-Ricky Santorum, The EYE of MORDOR, and the Power of Abracadabramoff !

Pittsburgh, PA

Will Tricky Ricky Santorum wield the Power of Abracadabramoff to save America from the Eye of Mordor? We can't make up shit this good. Is he trying to get a job writing for us? What a total NUTCASE :

In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings." According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five years because the "Eye of Mordor" has been focused on Iraq instead.

"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said. "It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States." http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/10/17/santorum/index.html


USE THE POWER, T-RICKY!




"Abracadabramoff...
Evil Doers Be Gone! "






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