6/14/2006

Tricky Ricky Santorum Starring in
Night-miracle On Grant Street

We have exclusive information that the reason Trick Ricky Santorum got so upset about the Itty Bitty Pittsburgh Postcard "Prank" is that last month, following the Post-Gazette editorial, he had a dream, well, nightmare is more like it. Somehow he found himself on Grant Street in Pittsburgh (where our courthouse is located) living out a scene reminiscent of -
"Miracle on 34th Street" .

It scared the bejeebers out of him!


Night-miracle on Grant Street

Fred Gailey: "Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to" Tricky Ricky. "The Post Office has delivered them" to Virginia. "Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man," Tricky Ricky, "to be" living in Virginia.

Judge Henry X. Harper: "Uh, since the United States Government declares this man", Tricky Ricky, "to be" NOT living in Pennsylvania, "this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed."

(Note: Bold text from "Miracle on 34th Street")


So now, and until at least November, Tricky Ricky will have his mail delivered to Penn Hills while continuing to lie about his real place of primary residency - Virginia.

So far Tricky Ricky's "proof" of residency is a scenic Pittsburgh postcard from Democracy for Pittsburgh, and , well...

ROFL



Tricky Ricky / Santorum / Cybergate / Residency / Pittsburgh / Pennsylvania / PA