6/24/2006

Santorum Finds Jimmy Hoffa in Atlantis!
Santorum Finds LOST TRIBE OF ISRAEL!

Take a hike, Indiana Jones, the search for the Holy Grail is over!
TRICKY RICKY SANTORUM HAS FOUND IT.

What about Big Foot?
THERE'S ONE "LURKING" AROUND HIS "HOUSE" IN PENN HILLS!


Do you have any boys that are lost?
TRICKY RICKY CAN FIND THEM WITHOUT PETER PAN'S HELP!

And those socks of yours that keep getting "eaten" by the dryer?
TRICKY RICKY KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE!!!


THE -
AMAZING TRICKY RICKY SANTORUM!

Finding WMD is no big deal because he can find anything.*



VOTE for -
Senator Tricky Ricky Santorum

PAID for by:
The Wicked Witch of Washington

The Firm of Scrooge & Marley
The Grinch W.S.C.
Simon Legree, Esq.
S. E. I. U.
(Stupid Elves In Uniontown)


*Except a way to win.


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