1/20/2006

Holy ABRACADABRAMOFF!
Is T-Ricky an ILLUSIONIST?

Like a truly great illusionist, T-Ricky transformed himself from a mere "Captain of Corruption" into the mighty "Defender of Ethics"

All T-Ricky had to do was speak the magical word:

ABRACADABRAMOFF!

(pronounced: abracadabra-moff)

Now that we know his secret, we may have the answer to some of our questions -

Is this how he is able to create the illusion of living in PA while actually living in VA?
Is this is how he made the Homestead Tax Form disappear?
Is this why Pennsylvania only has the illusion of having two senators?
But it creates a new question -
Is T-Ricky a disciple of Harry Potter or David Copperfield?